Some Extremely Desperate Attempts to Sell a Home

• Linda Moore
• October 14, 2016

Friday has arrived. Hooray! Here are some laughs to start your weekend out right:

As a real estate agent, sometimes you have to do whatever you can possibly do in order to sell the absolutely worst homes. You are required, upon occasion, to attempt to turn copper pennies into gold. This article on The Lighter Side of Real Estate features a ghost-free home that advertises itself as “Not Haunted” along with another home that advertises “Super Quiet Neighbors!!” as it sits next to a graveyard. The article features other desperate attempts to sell a home that has a spray painted message on the wall reading “do not enter: 911 will be called” and a home with bloody footprints on the carpet.

Check out the article here:

http://lightersideofrealestate.com/real-estate-humor/10-desperate-creative-real-estate-listing-descriptions